Jay Mohr's take on Carl's Jr.

Mormon Juice

Drop of the Cosby Kids at the Pool

Blonde Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?A: The blonde works in the dark!
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?A: Her ankles.
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?A: "Have another beer."
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?A1: Thanks Guys.A2: Are you boys all in the same band?A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?A: Wave
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?A: They both have black roots.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?A: A brain tumor.
Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?A: Two brunettes.
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip read.
Q: Why did God create blondes?A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.Q: Why did God create brunettes?A: Neither could the blondes.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.Q: Why does it work?A: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).
Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?A: A blond doing cartwheels.
Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.
Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?A: She missed the Earth!
Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?A: She blew it both times!
Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
Q: How do you know when a blond's been in your frige?A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!
Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?A: About 2 cans of hair spray
Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?A: Pick them up off the floor.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?A: The vegetable garden.
Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?A: One.
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?A: Far-from-thinkin
Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?A1: The Blonde!A2: The other guys waiting their turn.
Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Q: What's a blonds' favourite rock group?A: Air Supply.
Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?A: A blond electrician.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?A: Perri-air
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?A: The Air Pump!
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?A: Because she got an F in sex.
Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?A: She missed.
Q: Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?A: They can't keep their calves together!
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?A: After a dye job.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ?A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?A: Because she blows the horn!
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?A: Because everybody gets a turn.
Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?A: Because she's been laid all over the country.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade 4.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?A: They both drip when they're fucked.
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?A: It swells at night.
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?A: Locking the car door.
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?A: She moved.
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?A: A blonde parade.
Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

Something is wrong about this Costume

Attack of the Killer Crabs

School Projects

Shannon Twins At Hugh Hefners Hollywood Star

By Brian Chasnoff - Express-News
Wolfie Blackheart is not an ordinary 18-year-old.
She believes she is a wolf — technically, a werewolf — and so she wears a tail. She also wears a harness in case someone special wants to drag her around.
And last week, she used a pocketknife in her kitchen to decapitate a dog — already dead, according to Wolfie — that had been missing since Jan. 5.
“I severed the head, boiled the head,” Wolfie said. “People make the mistake of hacking the spine, which will fracture the skull.”
She added, “You also have to put (the head) outside for the brains to leak out.”
Before the teenager carted the cranium to the woods, someone held it up and snapped a photograph of it inside her Northwest Side house — a shot that ended up on the Internet.
Within days, the photo had spurred an aggressive animal cruelty investigation by Animal Care Services and the San Antonio Police Department.
It also inspired at least one so-called troll — a savvy, anonymous Internet user — to hack into Wolfie’s personal accounts, engage in amateur sleuthing and issue threats to those deemed responsible for the dog’s fate.
Bearing the brunt of these attacks, Wolfie — born Sarah Rodriguez — says she’s guilty of nothing more than an abiding love for taxidermy.
“I would never kill a canine,” she said. “I am a canine.”
Lisa Rodriguez, Wolfie’s mom, said she supports her daughter’s career goal.
“I say, ‘Don’t sever heads in front of me,’” she said. “She usually does it in the woods.”
Wolfie cares lovingly for two huskies in the backyard.

Her room is a cluttered den plastered with posters of anime characters and howling wolves. On a high shelf, she collects heads, including the cleaned skulls of a coyote, ram and wild boar.
When a car ran over Pixie — her “best friend” — Wolfie cut off the chihuahua’s tiny head, cleaned it and placed it in a jar.
“I get requests on cats and stuff,” she said.
Wolfie also has collected more than a dozen swords, including a “two-handled war sword” made of carbon steel and a katana blade from Japan.
She said investigators knocked on her door Friday with a search warrant.
“When they saw her room, they had to call every single cop to her room,” said her mother, who lives in the home. “The spots on the wall, they thought it was blood. It’s catsup. The kids had a fight. They’re teenagers.”
She added, “Wolfie does have a bloody refrigerator, but they’re all dead animals.”
Crime scene investigators swabbed the walls. Authorities confiscated the dog’s head. No one could find the body.
‘The sweetest dog’
A friend dropped off a stray dog last year at the Northwest Side house of Kathy Silva, and the mother of four wasn’t enthralled.
“Don’t get too used to him,” she told her daughters.
But the black-flecked chow mix won the family members’ hearts. They named him Rigsby, after the road on which he was found.
“He started being real protective of the kids and our house,” Silva said. “He was the sweetest dog ever.”
Her 14-year-old daughter promised to care for the new pet. She even offered her own birthday money to pay for the dog’s shots.
But on Jan. 5, Rigsby went missing from the family’s backyard.
Two weeks later, on Jan. 20, a teenager — likely a troll — stopped Silva near her home. Clutching a crumpled piece of paper, he told her he was conducting a survey on dogs in the neighborhood.
“We used to have a dog,” Silva told him, “but he ran away.”
That same day, a neighbor showed Silva a Web site with the photo of a dog’s severed head. That site and others included inflammatory and convoluted theories about who had done it.
“My heart pretty much sank,” Silva said, “because when I saw that picture, I said, ‘That’s Rigsby.’”
She called police.
Investigators studied the Web site, noting a post from a user who wrote that the dog had been hit by a car and “it would be fun to desecrate the corpse,” according to an affidavit for a search warrant.
Authorities also noted the criminal history of Wolfie, whose name appeared on the site.
A dropout since ninth grade, Wolfie walked onto a campus in the Northside ISD a year or two ago with a “large curved blade” that “looks like it’s used to cut someone’s head off,” according to the affidavit.
She was arrested and charged with possession of the weapon.
“I can explain that,” Wolfie’s mother said. “That was a skinning knife.”
‘Road kill’
Wolfie has Tourette’s syndrome, which causes her to yip — a result of head trauma suffered in a car crash about a decade ago, her mother said.
And she’s into a lifestyle that involves bondage, which necessitates a dog collar.
“The collar means I belong to someone,” she said. “It’s not a fashion statement.”
She’s also a member of a “wolf pack.”
“I’m a wolf, and I have a group of other friends who are canines,” she said.
Wolfie said a friend called her last week and asked her to decapitate a dog that had been hit by a car.
“He was gone. His tongue was dried,” she said. “The cause of death, I’m almost 100 percent sure, was blunt trauma.”
Wolfie placed the animal on her kitchen counter and severed the windpipe, tendons and spine. She said a friend photographed the head while she was boiling the water that would melt off the skin.
“I wouldn’t have allowed” the photo, Wolfie said.
Her friends left with the body, Wolfie said, and she put the head in the woods.
Lisa Norwood, an ACS spokeswoman, said the investigation is ongoing. It’s not illegal to cut off the head of a dead dog, she added.
“You can prove that a number of ways forensically,” Norwood said.
At home, Wolfie and her mother are dealing with online smears, threatening phone calls and obscene text messages.
“The Internet’s gone crazy,” Lisa Rodriguez said. “We thought somebody was on our roof last night.”
But she said the wrath is misdirected.
“Wolfie would never harm an animal,” she said. “She likes road kill.”

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Sharon in her Section 8 home!

Sharon Jasper has s pent 57 of her 58 years dedicated to one cause and one cause only, and has nothing to show for her dedicated servitude... She has lived in Section 8 housing all but 1 of her 58 years.. It was a legacy passed down from her parents who moved into Section 8 housing in 1949 when she was six months old. She has passed the legacy down to her children, but fears they may have to get jobs to pay for the utilities and deposits.
She laments about her one year hiatus from the comfort of her Section 8 nirvana, ' I tried it for a year -- you know, working and all. It's not anything I would want to go through again, or wish on anyone in my family, but I am damn proud of that year.'
Sharon was moved out of her St. Bernard housing project after hurricane Katrina and into a new, yet albeit, substandard quarterage. As can be noted from the above photo of her new Section 8 home, it is repugnant and not suitable for someone of Sharon Jasper's seniority status in the system. 'Don't be fooled by them hardwood floors,' says Sharon . 'They told me they were putting in scraped wood floors cause it was more expensive and elegant, but I am not a fool -- that was just a way to make me take scratched up wood because I am black. The 60 inch HD TV? It may look nice but it is not a plasma. It's not a plasma because I'm black. Now they want me to pay a deposit and utilities on this dump.' 'Do you know why?'
She has held her tongue in silence through the years of abuse by the system, but it came to a head at the New Orleans ' city council meeting where discussions were under way about the tearing down of the St. Bernard projects. When a near riotous exchange between groups opposing the tearing down of St. Bernard and groups wanting the dilapidated buildings torn down and newer ones built, Sharon unleashed verbal hell with her once silenced tongue. The object of her oratory prowess was an acquiescent poor white boy in attendance. The context of her scathing rebuke was, 'Just because you pay for my house, my car, my big screen and my food, I will not be treated like a slave!' and 'Back up and Shut up! Shut up, white boy! Shut up, white boy!'
Recapping from the mental log of the city council minutes in her head, Sharon repines, 'Our families have been displaced all over the United States. They are being forced to commit crimes in cities they are unfamiliar with.. It is a very uncomfortable situation for them. Bring them back, then let's talk about redevelopment. ' Sharon directs the reporter's attention across the street to Duncan Plaza where homeless people are living in tents and states that, 'I might do better out there with one of these tents.' She further lamented her sentiments about her situation, 'I might be poor, but I don't have to live poor.'============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ========= ========= ========= ==

Any wonder why this country is in the shape it is? Maybe we should all just chip in and get her the plasma TV she so richly deserves!

Remember to pay your taxes - Sharon needs your help
Spread the wealth

Obama Rips The Constitution In Half In The Name Of Change Of The Game

So many broken promises like:

1) Within days of taking office, Obama broke his pledge not to raise any taxes on those making less than $250,000 a year by imposing a tax hike of 61 cents on a pack of cigarettes. Measures the president supports would hike taxes by $2.1 trillion over 10 years, according to Americans for Tax Reform.

2) Despite a campaign pledge to allow C-SPAN to televise congressional meetings, Obama and the Democrats have rebuffed a request from C-SPAN to air healthcare discussions and the final version of the healthcare bill will now be hammered out behind closed doors.

3) Candidate Obama vowed that no lobbyists would work in his White House. President Obama waived that rule in June for Deputy Defense Secretary William Lynn, who was a registered lobbyist for a defense contractor. Other lobbyists serving in the Obama administration include Ron Kirk, U.S. Trade Representative, and Cecilia Munoz, intergovernmental affairs director at the White House.

4) In his inaugural address, Obama called on Americans to adopt a spirit of sacrifice. But the $49 million cost of his swearing-in ceremony was triple the cost of Bush’s first inaugural.

5) Obama pledged during his campaign to slash earmarks to no greater than 1994 levels, which would be 1,318, according to the Washington Times. Then he signed into law some 9,000 earmarks, totaling about $5 billion.

Fast Food Mafia

Avatar Obama

Tiger Wood Jokes

the po-po's asked his wife how many times she swung the club at Tiger and she replied, "put me down for a 5"

Did you hear? Woods is getting in trouble for false advertising. His book titled "Tiger Wood's favorite 18 holes"!

Got MLK?

Japan Nigger Family tokyo breakfast

An Old Sailors Letter

Dear President Obama,
My name is Harold Estes, approaching 95 on December
13 of this year. People meeting me for the first time don't believe
my age because I remain wrinkle free and pretty much mentally
alert.
I enlisted in the U.S. Navy in 1934 and served proudly before,
during and after WW II retiring as a Master Chief Bos'n Mate. Now I
live in a "rest home" located on the western end of Pearl Harbor
allowing me to keep alive the memories of 23 years of service to my
country.
One of the benefits of my age, perhaps the only one, is to speak my
mind, blunt and direct even to the head man.
So here goes.
I am amazed, angry and determined not to see my country die before
I do but you seem hell bent not to grant me that wish.
I can't figure out what country you are the president of.
You fly around the world telling our friends and enemies despicable
lies like:
" We're no longer a Christian nation"
" America is arrogant" - (Your wife even
announced to the world," America is mean-
spirited. " Please tell her to try preaching
that nonsense to 23 generations of our
war dead buried all over the globe who
died for no other reason than to free a
whole lot of strangers from tyranny and
hopelessness.)
I'd say shame on the both of you but I don't think you like America
nor do I see an ounce of gratefulness in anything you do for the
obvious gifts this country has given you. To be without shame or
gratefulness is a dangerous thing for a man sitting in the White
House.
After 9/11 you said," America hasn't lived up to her ideals."
Which ones did you mean? Was it the notion of personal liberty that
11,000 farmers and shopkeepers died for to win independence from the
British ? Or maybe the ideal that no man should be a slave to another man
that 500,000 men died for in the Civil War ? I hope you didn't mean the
ideal 470,000 fathers, brothers,husbands,and a lot of fellas I knew
personally died for in WWII,because we felt real strongly about not
letting any nation push us around because we stand for freedom.
I don't think you mean the ideal that says equality is better than
discrimination. You know the one that a whole lot of white people
understood when they helped to get you elected.
Take a little advice from a very old geezer, young man.
Shape up and start acting like an American. If you don't, I'll do what I
can to see you get shipped out of that fancy rental on Pennsylvania
Avenue .You were elected to lead not to bow, apologize, and kiss the
hands of murderers and corrupt leaders who still treat their people like
slaves.
And just who do you think you are - telling the American people not to
jump to conclusions and condemn that Muslim major who killed 13 of his
fellow soldiers and wounded dozens more. You mean you don't want us to do
what you did when that white cop used force to subdue that black college
professor in Massachusetts who was putting up a fight? You don't mind
offending the police calling them stupid but you don't want us to offend
Muslim fanatics by calling them what they are: terrorists.
One more thing. I realize you never served in the military and never had
to defend your country with your life, but you're the Commander-in-Chief
now, son. Do your job. When your battle-hardened field General asks you
for 40,000 more troops to complete the mission, give them to him. But if
you're not in this fight to win, then get out. The life of one American
soldier is not worth the best political strategy you're thinking of.
You could be our greatest president because you face the greatest
challenge ever presented to any president.
You're not going to restore American greatness by bringing back our
bloated economy. That's not our greatest threat. Losing the heart and
soul of who we are as Americans is our big fight now. And I sure as hell
don't want to think my president is the enemy in this final battle.
Sincerely,
Harold B. Estes
When a 95 year old hero of the "the Greatest Generation"
,stands up and speaks out like this, I think we owe it
to him to send his words to as many Americans as
we can. I did and sincerely hope you'll do the same.


GOD Bless America !

American Capitalism Gone With A Whimper

It must be said, that like the breaking of a great dam, the American descent into Marxism is happening with breath taking speed, against the back drop of a passive, hapless sheeple, excuse me dear reader, I meant people.

True, the situation has been well prepared on and off for the past century, especially the past twenty years. The initial testing grounds was conducted upon our Holy Russia and a bloody test it was. But we Russians would not just roll over and give up our freedoms and our souls, no matter how much money Wall Street poured into the fists of the Marxists.

Those lessons were taken and used to properly prepare the American populace for the surrender of their freedoms and souls, to the whims of their elites and betters.

First, the population was dumbed down through a politicized and substandard education system based on pop culture, rather then the classics. Americans know more about their favorite TV dramas than the drama in DC that directly affects their lives. They care more for their "right" to choke down a McDonalds burger or a Burger King burger than for their constitutional rights. Then they turn around and lecture us about our rights and about our "democracy". Pride blind the foolish.

Then their faith in God was destroyed, until their churches, all tens of thousands of different "branches and denominations" were for the most part little more then Sunday circuses and their televangelists and top Protestant mega preachers were more then happy to sell out their souls and flocks to be on the "winning" side of one pseudo Marxist politician or another. Their flocks may complain, but when explained that they would be on the "winning" side, their flocks were ever so quick to reject Christ in hopes for earthly power. Even our Holy Orthodox churches are scandalously liberalized in America .

The final collapse has come with the election of Barack Obama. His speed in the past three months has been truly impressive. His spending and money printing has been a record setting, not just in America 's short history but in the world. If this keeps up for more then another year, and there is no sign that it will not, America at best will resemble the Weimar Republic and at worst Zimbabwe.

These past two weeks have been the most breath taking of all. First came the announcement of a planned redesign of the American Byzantine tax system, by the very thieves who used it to bankroll their thefts, losses, and swindles of hundreds of billions of dollars. These make our Russian oligarchs look little more then ordinary street thugs, in comparison. Yes, the Americans have beat our own thieves in the shear volumes. Should we congratulate them?

These men, of course, are not an elected panel but made up of appointees picked from the very financial oligarchs and their henchmen who are now gorging themselves on trillions of American dollars, in one bailout after another. They are also usurping the rights, duties, and powers of the American congress (parliament). Again, congress has put up little more than a whimper to their masters.

Then came Barack Obama's command that GM's (General Motors) president step down from leadership of his company. That is correct, dear reader, in the land of "pure" free markets, the American president now has the power, the self-given power, to fire CEOs and we can assume other employees of private companies, at will. Come hither, go dither, the centurion commands his minions.

So it should be no surprise, that the American president has followed this up with a "bold" move of declaring that he and another group of unelected, chosen stooges will now redesign the entire automotive industry and will even be the guarantee of automobile policies. I am sure that if given the chance, they would happily try and redesign it for the whole of the world, too. Prime Minister Putin, less then two months ago, warned Obama and UK 's Blair, not to follow the path to Marxism, it only leads to disaster. Apparently, even though we suffered 70 years of this Western sponsored horror show, we know nothing, as foolish, drunken Russians, so let our "wise" Anglo-Saxon fools find out the folly of their own pride.

Again, the American public has taken this with barely a whimper...but a "free man" whimper.

So, should it be any surprise to discover that the Democratically controlled Congress of America is working on passing a new regulation that would give the American Treasury department the power to set "fair" maximum salaries, evaluate performance, and control how private companies give out pay raises and bonuses? Senator Barney Frank, a social pervert basking in his homosexuality (of course, amongst the modern, enlightened American societal norm, as well as that of the general West, homosexuality is not only not a looked down upon life choice, but is often praised as a virtue) and his Marxist enlightenment, has led this effort. He stresses that this only affects companies that receive government monies, but it is retroactive and taken to a logical extreme, this would include any company or industry that has ever received a tax break or incentive.

The Russian owners of American companies and industries should look thoughtfully at this and the option of closing their facilities down and fleeing the land of the Red as fast as possible. In other words, divest while there is still value left.

The proud American will go down into his slavery without a fight, beating his chest, and proclaiming to the world, how free he really is. The world will only snicker.

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Pants On The Ground + LYRICS:- American idol Season 9 Auditions - Atlanta-Larry Platt

yrics;
Pants on the Ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin` like a fool wit` yo'ure pants on the ground!
With the gold in yer mouth, Hat turned Sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call Yourself a cool cat, Looking like a fool
Walink` down town with your pants on the ground
Giddyup!
Hey! Get your pants off the ground
Lookin` like a fool
Walkin`, Talkin` with your pants on the ground
Giddyup!
Hey! get your pants off the ground
Lookin` like a foool with your pants on the ground
Go with them all, hat turned sideways
pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat, loookin` like a fool
Walkin` Talkin` with your pants on the ground
BOOM!
Pants on the ground
Lookin` like aa fool
with your pants on the ground
Gold in your mouth , Hat turned sideways
pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat


Ahhhh, gotta love it!

Obama Trifecta:

President Obama just completed the UNHOLY and ANTI-AMERICAN TRIFECTA:

1st president in 110 years to miss the annual Army-Navy Football Game.
1st president to not attend any Christmas religious observance.
1st president to stay on vacation after a terrorist attack.


Add to that the first President not to stay in Washington for Christmas
for the last 20 years. Past Presidents did not leave Washington for
Christmas vacation until after Christmas. This was done so that their
staff (Secret Service, Air Force One Crew, Limousine transport,
Presidential advancing logistics etc.) could be with their families for
Christmas.

Tiger Shark

NEW DELHI

The Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI) took over a probe against a new craze hitting the dark India streets, monsters have been observed with a disturbing and heart-wrenching fetish that even has police sickened- Prostitutes are being paid wealthy to abuse or even murder sick and homeless children, many are killed by using bare feet to crush them. Wealthy customers are even having the prostitute to perform sexual acts on the dying child or even as barbaric to using the bathroom on their corpse. Few videos have leaked of men and women prostitutes crushing helpless children. One shows of a woman being paid handsomely before she is presented with a scared and starving baby to crush. The video shows the woman giggling as she steps directly on a child's neck and stomach, the abuse continues as she urinates on the child's face and inside her mouth. The woman then uses her bare feet to crush the poor child, as blood runs out of her nose and mouth and then dies.

Quotes from Dreams From My Father

Michigan universities could allow guns in classrooms, dormitories under new Senate bill

Michigan universities shouldn't be able to pick and choose which constitutional amendments apply to them - and that includes the right to bear arms, a state senator from Monroe County says.

"Universities shouldn't be allowed to choose what parts of the constitution they think are good enough for them or not," said Sen. Randy Richardville, R-Monroe, whose district includes southern Washtenaw County. "It would be tantamount to saying illegal search and seizure can be allowed on a college campus."

Richardville sponsored Senate Bill 747, which would give universities the discretion - but not force them - to allow individuals with permits to carry concealed guns in classrooms and dormitories. The Senate Judiciary Committee heard testimony on the bill earlier this month, but took no action and won't meet again until Jan 1.

That legislation has prompted talk of revising Richardville's bill to eliminate all designated gun-free zones - including theaters, stadiums, hospitals, classrooms and dormitories, said State Sen. Wayne Kuipers, R-Holland, chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee.

"The testimony was mixed and sparked a broad debate," Kuipers said. "There's discussion now on whether or not Michigan should eliminate all its gun-free zones."

Currently, the local boards that govern Michigan's universities and community colleges can pass policies on whether guns are allowed - carried by a concealed weapon license holder or otherwise - on campus. State law bans the institutions from allowing guns in gun-free zones such as classrooms, dormitories and stadiums. SB 747 would remove classrooms and dormitories from that list.

Michigan State University is the only of the state's 15 public universities to allow concealed pistol license holders to bring firearms on campus, except for the banned areas. Southwestern Michigan College is the only of 28 community colleges in that allows the same.

Richardville said beyond the Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, the Michigan Constitution dictates individuals have "a right to keep and bear arms for the defense of himself and the state."

Officials from Washtenaw Community College, the University of Michigan and Eastern Michigan University have condemned legislation that would allow concealed permit holders to carry anywhere on campus.

To obtain a concealed weapons permit, a person must be a 21 years old, a U.S. citizen and a Michigan resident for at least six months, with some exceptions. Applicants must have a record clear of various crimes, a clean bill of mental health and complete a safety training course.

"One of the things that came up were the shootings down in Virginia Tech," Richardville said. "The professor in that class was a CPL holder. His university did not allow him, because of a no-gun rule, to have his concealed with him. It was in his car, in the parking lot locked up. He was murdered and so were 31 other people."

Lobbyists from the Michigan Community Colleges Association and the Presidents Council, State Universities of Michigan, testified against the bill.

"Nobody is intending to violate someone's national constitutional rights," said Michael Hansen, president of the MCCA. "On the other hand, we want to be able to recognize that all of those rights come with certain natural restrictive conditions."

And local boards should have control over student conduct on their campuses, Hansen said.

A separate measure that would also change laws regulating guns on campus, House Bill 5474, is now waiting in a House committee, where one of its sponsors, Rep. Joel Sheltrown, D-West Branch, says it will stay while he educates the public about what the bill really does.

The House measure would allow concealed pistol license holders to have guns on roads, sidewalks, green space and other open spaces on campus, but not in closed campus spaces like museums, student unions, dormitories or classrooms.

The bills have sparked debate on local college campuses.

At U-M, the Michigan Student Assembly passed a resolution condemning the HB 5474.

"Having concealed weapons on campus is not something we endorse," MSA President Abhishek Mahanti said.

The majority of students who spoke about the bills at a November panel discussion at EMU opposed changing laws to allow concealed weapons permit holders to carry guns on campus.

Sheltrown said he's been inundated with e-mails in recent months, and most of them either opposed the bill or confused the House bill with one that would allow guns everywhere on campus.

"If the public has concerns, we can slow this process down and address those concerns to make sure everyone understands," he said. "This could be a very long process."

And not all students oppose the measures.

U-M history senior Julian Lizzio is a member of Students for Concealed Carry, a volunteer group of activists that supports expanding gun rights on college campuses. It has 42,000 members on its Facebook page.

"Our group supports allowing qualified individuals with concealed pistol licenses to do on campus what they do everywhere else," Lizzio said. "We don't think campus is a special place where you are automatically safer by not having a gun. We want the same rights that apply everywhere else to apply while we're at a school."

Child Rape In South Africa

Rape is endemic in South Africa.

On this the police, politicians, sociologists and rape survivors all agree. There is a silent war going on, a war against women and children.

It is a fact that a woman born in South Africa has a greater chance of being raped, than learning how to read.

One in four girls faces the prospect of being raped before the age of 16 according to the child support group, Childline.

Sexual violence pervades society, with one of the highest reported rates of rape in the world, and an alarmingly high incidence of domestic violence and child abuse.

The official crime statistics tell only part of the story.

In 1994, the year South Africa became a democracy, 18,801 cases of rape were reported. By 2001 that figure had risen to 24,892.

The South African Police Service readily admits that even though there is now a greater awareness of the problem, more stringent penalties, and better policing, the vast majority of rapes and attempted rapes still go unreported and unpunished.

During a recent parliamentary debate on child abuse in South Africa, it was reported that there has been a 400% increase in the sexual violence against children over the past decade.

Baby rape

The majority of the victims are 12 years old or younger. Many of the perpetrators are themselves children.

"Baby Tshepang" was just 9 months old when she was brutally raped in the Northern Cape town of Louisvale in the early hours of 27 October, 2001.

Baby rape is not a new phenomenon in South African society, but it is becoming more common.

One possible reason, say Aids activists, is the myth, widespread in southern Africa, that sex with a child or baby will rid a man of HIV or Aids.

South Africa already has more than 4.5 million people living with HIV, more than any other country in the world.

As the HIV pandemic becomes an Aids pandemic, rape can also be a death sentence.

So why is it so bad?

At the root of the problem, says Dr Rachel Jewkes, a senior scientist with the South African Medical Research Council, is men's attitude towards women.

"In South Africa you have a culture where men believe that they are sexually entitled to women. You don't get rape in a situation where you don't have massive gender inequalities.

One of the key problems in this country is that people who commit rape don't think they are doing anything wrong."

'Can't say no'

Her findings are borne out by the experience of Rose Tamae, a survivor of gang rape, who is HIV positive, and counsels abused women and children in the sprawling township of Orange Farm which lies across the highway from Soweto, west of Johannesburg.

"In our culture, as a woman, you don't say no to a man. Sex is not open for discussion," she says.

"So they think they can do as they like.

"In a place like Orange Farm, where most people are unemployed, and the women have to go looking for work far away, often the children are left at home in the care of men, or strangers.

"They are vulnerable. In one case a little girl was being given food in return for sex, and she didn't want to go home empty-handed to her mother, who had Aids and was sick. "

Apartheid legacy

A "culture of violence" has also been a dominant feature of South African society for decades, say sociologists, and it has spawned attitudes which are tolerant of sexual violence.

South Africa's Deputy President Jacob Zuma blames apartheid for "sowing the seeds for the breakdown of the institution of the family."

He believes that the molestation of children and infants today is a symptom of this degeneration.

Apartheid HAS left a damaged society in its wake, but the criminal justice system is also failing women and children in South Africa.

Out of the 24,892 rapes reported last year, only 1,797 resulted in successful convictions.

To its credit the government, and South African society, is responding to the scourge.

The justice system has prioritised sexual offences with a review of the law and stiffer sentences.

Police officers are being trained to care for rape survivors.

Many private hospitals now offer specialized rape care and counselling, and insurance companies have introduced policies for rape survivors to enable them to afford expensive anti-retroviral drug treatment to reduce the risk of contracting HIV and Aids.